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 Why does the Jolly Green Giant say ho ho ho?
HarryStone  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 5:41:03 AM EST
He's not Santa Claus.
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Procyon  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 5:43:27 AM EST
I don't know.
macman37  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 5:43:47 AM EST
Because he's jolly.
MountainMan  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 5:44:23 AM EST
He's looking for Michelle Obama
zwvirtual  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 5:45:22 AM EST
Because "whore, whore, whore" just isn't appropriate for the little kids to hear.




Think of the children!
JarheadPatriot  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 5:45:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By macman37:
Because he's jolly.

I think it's a laugh.
storminnorman  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 5:45:54 AM EST
He likes HO's?
Silence  [Member]
2/15/2010 5:46:30 AM EST
joke fail?
Windustsearch  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 5:46:46 AM EST
Because he is a douchebag.
skygod  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 5:47:37 AM EST
hes a happy, giant motherfucker. Wouldnt you stroll around the hills just singing like that if you were a giant motherfucker with green skin and a leaf tunic?
Mach  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 5:47:46 AM EST
Because the giant in Jack and the Bean Stalk said Ho Ho Ho.

Yea I know, what is Jack and the Bean Stalk?
ken_mays  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 5:48:45 AM EST
Because LOL just doesn't have the same ring to it.
HarryStone  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 5:49:44 AM EST
Originally Posted By Mach:
Because the giant in Jack and the Bean Stalk said Ho Ho Ho.

Yea I know, what is Jack and the Bean Stalk?


He said fe-fi-fo-fum. If I remember right.
HarryStone  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 5:50:04 AM EST
Originally Posted By skygod:
hes a happy, giant motherfucker. Wouldnt you stroll around the hills just singing like that if you were a giant motherfucker with green skin and a leaf tunic?


You damn right I would. I would work that shit.
Maleko  [Member]
2/15/2010 5:50:24 AM EST
because he is one Big Ass Pimp..

Ho Ho Ho............
HarryStone  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 6:05:44 AM EST
Originally Posted By Maleko:
because he is one Big Ass Pimp..

Ho Ho Ho............


What, with green bean bitches? That's not right.
Milo5  [Member]
2/15/2010 6:07:38 AM EST
Because he has a big green bean up his arse!
mjohn3006  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 6:07:42 AM EST
Because Ho Ho Ho is associated with Santa Clause and Kids love Santa Clause and it is a bitch to get kids to eat vegetables.

none  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 6:10:03 AM EST
here
Kihn  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 6:10:15 AM EST
Originally Posted By storminnorman:
He likes HO's?


He's always smiling!

DDiggler  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 6:12:30 AM EST
You'd be jolly too, if you could crush school buses with your giant, green schlong.
weptek911  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 6:19:20 AM EST
Originally Posted By HarryStone:
Originally Posted By Mach:
Because the giant in Jack and the Bean Stalk said Ho Ho Ho.

Yea I know, what is Jack and the Bean Stalk?


He said fe-fi-fo-fum. If I remember right.


Fe-fi-fo-fum
I smell the blood of an Englishman.

Be he live or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.
PBIR  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 6:24:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Because Ho Ho Ho is associated with Santa Clause and Kids love Santa Clause and it is a bitch to get kids to eat vegetables.


That was my guess too, marketing like a mofo'er
Meadowmuffin  [Member]
2/15/2010 6:27:41 AM EST
Would you prefer Fuck Fuck Fuck?
DefMan  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 6:29:20 AM EST
Look for the info on the packaging and send your comments to them. See if you get a reply.
Mach  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 6:29:41 AM EST
Originally Posted By HarryStone:
Originally Posted By Mach:
Because the giant in Jack and the Bean Stalk said Ho Ho Ho.

Yea I know, what is Jack and the Bean Stalk?


He said fe-fi-fo-fum. If I remember right.


details.

Veracity  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 6:40:17 AM EST
'cause he keeps his pimp hand strong, mutha fucka.
Milo5  [Member]
2/15/2010 6:42:11 AM EST
Heck, I thought the Giant in the beanstalk story said and i paraphrase,,,,

'Fe-fi-fo fum! I smell the fear of an Englishman!
Make him old or make him young, I'll squash him with my big giant thumb!
Lowco  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 6:47:03 AM EST
You mean three 'ho's' dont make you Jolly???
Bohr_Adam  [Life Member]
2/15/2010 6:50:10 AM EST
Originally Posted By Lowco:
You mean three 'ho's' dont make you Jolly???


They only make you half way towards catching up with Tiger Woods.
ra2bach  [Member]
2/15/2010 6:54:56 AM EST
have you ever SEEN the Jolly Green Giant? he's COLOSSAL!!!

he can say any damn thing he wants and get away with it...
pcsutton  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 6:57:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By macman37:
Because he's jolly.


Ding, ding, ding...WINNER!!!
CarbonBuildup  [Team Member]
2/15/2010 7:23:23 AM EST
When he first appeared on TV in 1958, the ad campaign was a flop because he scared the children he was supposed to appeal to. He looked like a monster, so they lightened his color and added the Ho, Ho, Ho so the kids would not be scared.
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